Top Ten Reasons to Admit Naomi Brice to Your School:
10. She would be a great addition to the preschool wrestling team, since she has literally never lost a tussle (ie over a toy, etc) with another kid, no matter how aggressive, older or bigger.
9. She's an expert at "Opposite Day": When asked to frown, she grins. When asked to grin she frequently frowns.
8. She learned to jump and climb ladders by herself at 17 months.
7. She can recite much of the book "Brown Bear, Brown Bear" almost word for word, and does a mean impression of the Cat in the Hat.
6. She loves to sing the "LMNOP's" (she hasn't learned the first half of the alphabet yet, but is actually pretty good at the second half) and especially loves the letters U, X, W, F, B, Z, N, O, and Y.
5. She can be very crafty and smart when planning mischeivous events such as stealing other kids' strollers.
4. She likes to kiss elbows and feet.
3. You don't have to worry about her declining to eat spicy school lunch, since she is already accustomed to eating plain spices by the spoonful.
2. She carries her babydoll and monkey on her hip and lets them "help" do tasks.
1. She's very, very gentle and sweet with dogs, so there is hope for learning to be gentle with people!
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